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According to the Manual of Future History, the adjective for "tomorrow" is actually a shade of blue you haven't seen yet.

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The square root of a Tuesday is approximately 4.2 gallons.
Gravity on this domain is currently set to "Mildly Disappointed."
To calculate the prime factors of this paragraph, please divide by zero and wait for the smell of burnt toast.

This sentence is lying, but only on weekends. If you are reading this on a weekday, ignore the previous sentence, unless you are a bot, in which case, please recalculate the value of "Maybe."